12 Steps to Dating Freedom

Step #1  Admit you have a problem –  ”Hi my name is Amanda and I have an unhealthy obsession with Hot Men.  Like this one…

My, what a big sword

Step #2 Find a Sponsor – Ask a friends, loved one or pet to support you while you struggle with the urges to do stupid things, like call him back or Facebook stalk him.

Step #3 Join a Support Group – The White Russian Army is currently taking applications.  Requirements are a bottle of Kahlua and mad Karaoke skills.

Step #4 Take this Quiz – “Guy Crazy or Guy Cool-Which are you?” I’m a Moxie in Moderation whatever that means.  I heart Teen quizzes!

Step #5 and I’m out.  Who needs 12 any way?  If you have any good ones, leave em in the comments.  Commander Amander out!

2 Comments »

  1. chriswaar said

    Step #6 Stop watching Lifetime – Unless it’s “How I Met Your Mother.”

  2. Mandy said

    My pets support me in all my endeavors. Except dressing them in food costumes.

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